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That’s right; for some reason I seem to find the worst phone sex sluts on the internet. Tonight I found this hot little number called Carla, well she may look hot but this twit didn’t have a clue about how to please a man. I mean really is it to much to ask for these bitches to know how to give a good blow job? How hard can it be to open her slut mouth, take my dick between her warm moist lips and suck till I cum? Needless to say I decided not to waste anymore of my time or money on no talent Carla the phone whore without a clue.

I am happy to say that the night wasn’t a total loss. I did find another cheap phone sex slut by the name of Kathy that was more then eager to take my huge cock into her sweet mouth and suck like a pro. I could close my eyes and feel those lush lips around my hard shaft and it was pure pleasure. So my night did end with an explosion as I shot my hot load into her mouth and listened as she lapped up every drop.

Now I ask you just how hard is it to suck a mans dick? Apparently for some of these so called phone sluts it’s a hard concept for them to wrap there minds around much less there mouths. I mean fucking hell if your going to work as a phone sex operator at least take the time to learn the basics. If you’ve never sucked a cock, then for fuck sake go out and buy a carrot or banana and suck on that to get a feel for it. Don’t just sit there and moan, throw in a gag every now and then and think that’s a blow job.
I made the mistake of calling this bitch Sara, she had nice full lips, looked good for some sucking action, but damn was I disappointed. This dumb whore may have had lips that looked like they could pleasure a dick, but the dull twit they were attached to hadn’t a clue how to use them on a mans cock or anything else for that matter unless one can say talking out your ass is a talent. Not even closing my eyes and trying to tune her out cold get my boner back so finally had to say to hell with this waste of time and money call.
I’m going to have to try this again later tonight and will keep you updated on the results. I’ve found a sexy slut after my bad call and plan on giving this phone whore a try. After all I still need to have my cock sucked and surely I won’t come across two bad bitches in one night. So here’s hoping that Kelly will know how to use that sweet mouth and tongue to suck my dick dry.

I know what you’re thinking; what the hell does he mean by phone sex lottery. Well I will tell you; every time we pick of the phone to call some phone sex operator we are taking a gamble that she will be worth our time and the money we spend on the call. Some times we get a good one and hit the jackpot or should I say lottery and some times we end up wasting money and time on something that brings us no satisfaction.
That’s just what I did tonight; I took a chance and called this hot slut Meryl thinking that damn anything that looked that hot had to be good in bed, well I was wrong. This dumb whore I am sure in real life is what one would call a dead fuck. She had no imagination, her voice was dull and lifeless, she didn’t show the least bit of interest in pleasing me the customer, hell I even think she was yawning during the call. After the second yawn I gave up and ended the call. I mean enough is enough and I think she got enough money for doing nothing and hell now the slut can go to bed and stop yawning her head off.
Still in the mood to get my dick off before heading to bed I decided to call one more girl. I found this hot little red head Molly, perky tits, nice round ass, and a body that just screams fuck me, so I said what the hell and gave her a call. All I can say is Molly didn’t disappoint, her voice dripped sex appeal, and she was most eager to do what ever I asked of her and not one single yawn. She climbed right up on to my lap and took every hard inch of my hard cock into her sweet pussy and gave one hell of a ride! So make note; one more good phone whore out there for those of us in the need of a little pleasure.

Yes that’s right I said it, and I know any of you reading my blog will agree it’s pretty damn hard to find a phone sex operator these days that knows what’s she doing or cares to make the customer happy. I called this bitch Angelica today because her ad looked like she was hot and from what she had written in her ad she was suppose to know how to please a man. Well sad to say she didn’t have a clue.
Don’t get me wrong she had a nice enough voice, but I can tell she really wasn’t into the call. A dead give away was the fact that I could hear her TV going load and clear and there were long moments of silence where I could tell she was watching the damn TV and not listening to me, the one that was paying her. I would tell her I wanted her to suck my dick, and nothing, then she would mumble what’s your fantasy baby as if she never heard a word I said which proves she didn’t. I finally just ended the call, fuck if I was going to sit there getting charged per minute for bad phone sex.
Not ready to give up I decided to look at some of the sexy sluts I had booked marked and found one named Kim that seemed to fit the bill. I gave Kim a call, told her I wanted her to suck my cock, and I am happy to say she sucked my dick like a pro. I could just feel her lips around my hard shaft sucking my cock with her warm mouth then drinking down every drop of my hot cum. Yes I would have to say I will be giving this phone whore another call when my dick is in the mood to play.

Hell yes I would love to talk to a good phone sex whore instead of the dumb slut I had the misfortune of talking to today. It would seem that Jada doesn’t have a clue how to satisfy a man on the phone and I doubt she knows what to do with a dick in real life either for that matter.
I thought this girl was hot from the picture in her ad, naturally one would think a woman has a sexy body; she’s bound to know how to please a man. Well sad to say I found out the hard way that’s not always the case. All this so called phone sex whore new how to do was giggle. Seems suddenly I am the funniest man on earth and every word out of my mouth is just the most comical things this twit has ever heard. I say cock she laughs, I say slide my dick into her pussy she laughs, not sure about any of you but I’m not really into laughter while I’m trying to get my dick off. After a few minutes of this bullshit I told her I had spent enough time and money on her lazy ass and ended the call.
Not willing to give up and my cock still in the mood for some fun I decided to call this hot chick named Clair. This phone slut new what she was doing. No giggling just followed my lead and played out my fantasy. With this hot chick I was able to close my eyes and feel her pussy lips squeeze my cock as I slid into her warm hole. I’m happy to say I gave her cunt one hell of a pounding and left her with hot cum dripping out of her well used pussy.

Alright so we know all women have a pussy, but do all women know how to use there pussy to satisfy a man? The answer to that is no, sad to say from my call with Lilly her pussy is either dead, has no feeling, or she’s just one frigid bitch. Which to be honest after seeing a picture of her cunt it’s really sad to think that poor Lilly doesn’t know how to have fun with her pussy. All pretty and pink, and looking like such a tight little hole, it’s a real shame she didn’t have a clue that she’s suppose to put some movement in her pelvis when a man is fucking her.
Really, just what is suppose to be the turn on for a man to slide his cock into a her fun hole and the bitch just lays there, no motion in the ocean, just a few moans thrown in to try to make me the customer believe she was enjoying our fuck session. I for one would have to say that her fun hole wasn’t really much fun at all. I doubt this hoe even got the least bit wet down there, much had any fun. Hell I know I didn’t have any fun, and from my limp dick I can say my cock was bored also.
Now all wasn’t lost, I ended my call with dead fuck and called this sexy little number named Daphne, this slut knew how to please a man, and had my cock standing at attention right off the bat. But best of all she kept me rock hard throughout the whole call, till finally it was time for me to blow my load. Oh yes dead fuck was no help but thankfully Daphne knows her way around a dick and I have to say made mine very happy indeed.

I’m just sitting here thinking after once again calling this phone sex slut Annette and yes you guessed it, Annette doesn’t have a clue what a cock is much less how to play with one. Now this brings to mind something that I bitch about often and maybe one day when I stop getting these dumb whores I will stop bitching about it, but till then my blog, can say what ever the hell I want to, so I do. Express myself, at least I can in this blog, fucking well can’t with most of these phone whores.
Why I ask do they think we call them? Just because we get bored one night and say hey I don’t mind spending money I worked hard to make on some stupid twit that doesn’t know nor care how to please a man or for better words, make him cum. If I call a phone sex line, with my dick in my hand, I expect to get someone that with excite me, not make my cock go soft out of boredom. Just a clue here ladies; we men have dicks; we call you because we want our peckers to have some fun and feel that wonderful feeling of shooting our load after a good sex call. Do we get that, no not half the time, and that is what pisses me off.
So as the title says; I pay to play and she sucks. Not very fair now is it for the man that calls a phone sex line, just to find out he has once again found Miss Lack Luster Fuck. Face it ladies, God gave you a pussy, a mouth, so take some time, as much as you need, but for fuck sake learn how to use them both before you try to take our money. Okay done with rant, going to call Nan now since I know for a fact this phone slut knows how to make my dick happy.

There’s nothing like a good phone sex call, just too bad of late most of mine suck. I’m telling you I may sound like I complain to much but hell if I’m going to spend my hard earned money calling some phone slut I expect to get what I’m paying for. Seriously how do some of these girls even get a job working in phone sex? The one I talked to today I can only imagine she’s never had a climax in her life. The only way I can picture Ellen is lying there, not moving, not feeling a damn thing and every now and then throwing out a moan to make her lover feel like he’s getting it right. Hell I don’t even think a vibrator would get this bitch off. I truly thing her pussy is dead.
Just to show you I’m not getting carried away here or just pissed about another bad call, I will fill you in on my lovely call with this fucking lack luster whore Sherry. I call her up wanting to fuck her doggy style, and before I’m even in her pussy she starts moaning and screaming she’s going to cum. I mean what the fuck? Dumb slut could at least wait till I’m in her before she fakes her orgasm. You would think since I’m pay per minute that she would like to at least give a half ass effort to keeping me on the line, after all isn’t that why she’s taking calls to make money?
At any rate I lost my mood real fast with that twit, hung up to save myself a few bucks on a bad phone call. I’ll admit it I was good and pissed, sat there for a good 30 minutes cussing that stupid whore before I was able to get myself in the mood to play again. Decided to give this sexy babe Ashton a call, and happy days this one new to wait till I was inside her before she showed any type of reaction to my cock. None of that fake moaning over and over, this bitch new how to work a mans cock with her tight hole, and if I do say so myself she took a good hard pounding, and let me listen as she slide her fingers in her pussy to lick my cream.