Archive for the ‘Phone Sex’ Category

I know what you’re thinking; what the hell does he mean by phone sex lottery. Well I will tell you; every time we pick of the phone to call some phone sex operator we are taking a gamble that she will be worth our time and the money we spend on the call. Some times we get a good one and hit the jackpot or should I say lottery and some times we end up wasting money and time on something that brings us no satisfaction.
That’s just what I did tonight; I took a chance and called this hot slut Meryl thinking that damn anything that looked that hot had to be good in bed, well I was wrong. This dumb whore I am sure in real life is what one would call a dead fuck. She had no imagination, her voice was dull and lifeless, she didn’t show the least bit of interest in pleasing me the customer, hell I even think she was yawning during the call. After the second yawn I gave up and ended the call. I mean enough is enough and I think she got enough money for doing nothing and hell now the slut can go to bed and stop yawning her head off.
Still in the mood to get my dick off before heading to bed I decided to call one more girl. I found this hot little red head Molly, perky tits, nice round ass, and a body that just screams fuck me, so I said what the hell and gave her a call. All I can say is Molly didn’t disappoint, her voice dripped sex appeal, and she was most eager to do what ever I asked of her and not one single yawn. She climbed right up on to my lap and took every hard inch of my hard cock into her sweet pussy and gave one hell of a ride! So make note; one more good phone whore out there for those of us in the need of a little pleasure.

Yes that’s right I said it, and I know any of you reading my blog will agree it’s pretty damn hard to find a phone sex operator these days that knows what’s she doing or cares to make the customer happy. I called this bitch Angelica today because her ad looked like she was hot and from what she had written in her ad she was suppose to know how to please a man. Well sad to say she didn’t have a clue.
Don’t get me wrong she had a nice enough voice, but I can tell she really wasn’t into the call. A dead give away was the fact that I could hear her TV going load and clear and there were long moments of silence where I could tell she was watching the damn TV and not listening to me, the one that was paying her. I would tell her I wanted her to suck my dick, and nothing, then she would mumble what’s your fantasy baby as if she never heard a word I said which proves she didn’t. I finally just ended the call, fuck if I was going to sit there getting charged per minute for bad phone sex.
Not ready to give up I decided to look at some of the sexy sluts I had booked marked and found one named Kim that seemed to fit the bill. I gave Kim a call, told her I wanted her to suck my cock, and I am happy to say she sucked my dick like a pro. I could just feel her lips around my hard shaft sucking my cock with her warm mouth then drinking down every drop of my hot cum. Yes I would have to say I will be giving this phone whore another call when my dick is in the mood to play.

Alright so we know all women have a pussy, but do all women know how to use there pussy to satisfy a man? The answer to that is no, sad to say from my call with Lilly her pussy is either dead, has no feeling, or she’s just one frigid bitch. Which to be honest after seeing a picture of her cunt it’s really sad to think that poor Lilly doesn’t know how to have fun with her pussy. All pretty and pink, and looking like such a tight little hole, it’s a real shame she didn’t have a clue that she’s suppose to put some movement in her pelvis when a man is fucking her.
Really, just what is suppose to be the turn on for a man to slide his cock into a her fun hole and the bitch just lays there, no motion in the ocean, just a few moans thrown in to try to make me the customer believe she was enjoying our fuck session. I for one would have to say that her fun hole wasn’t really much fun at all. I doubt this hoe even got the least bit wet down there, much had any fun. Hell I know I didn’t have any fun, and from my limp dick I can say my cock was bored also.
Now all wasn’t lost, I ended my call with dead fuck and called this sexy little number named Daphne, this slut knew how to please a man, and had my cock standing at attention right off the bat. But best of all she kept me rock hard throughout the whole call, till finally it was time for me to blow my load. Oh yes dead fuck was no help but thankfully Daphne knows her way around a dick and I have to say made mine very happy indeed.

I’m just sitting here thinking after once again calling this phone sex slut Annette and yes you guessed it, Annette doesn’t have a clue what a cock is much less how to play with one. Now this brings to mind something that I bitch about often and maybe one day when I stop getting these dumb whores I will stop bitching about it, but till then my blog, can say what ever the hell I want to, so I do. Express myself, at least I can in this blog, fucking well can’t with most of these phone whores.
Why I ask do they think we call them? Just because we get bored one night and say hey I don’t mind spending money I worked hard to make on some stupid twit that doesn’t know nor care how to please a man or for better words, make him cum. If I call a phone sex line, with my dick in my hand, I expect to get someone that with excite me, not make my cock go soft out of boredom. Just a clue here ladies; we men have dicks; we call you because we want our peckers to have some fun and feel that wonderful feeling of shooting our load after a good sex call. Do we get that, no not half the time, and that is what pisses me off.
So as the title says; I pay to play and she sucks. Not very fair now is it for the man that calls a phone sex line, just to find out he has once again found Miss Lack Luster Fuck. Face it ladies, God gave you a pussy, a mouth, so take some time, as much as you need, but for fuck sake learn how to use them both before you try to take our money. Okay done with rant, going to call Nan now since I know for a fact this phone slut knows how to make my dick happy.

Well as you all should know by now I love to call phone sex lines. The only problem is you never know when you call a new slut if she’s going to take the time to play your fantasy or if she’s going to be just another dead fuck on the other end of a phone line. I mean there’s nothing worse then getting a nice boner, finding a hot whore to call and then the bitch does nothing, just sits there throwing in a few mindless moans here and there, and a fake orgasm. Fucking hell she may as well be throwing a bucket of cold water on my damn dick, it would have the same affect.
At any rate I called this slut Lynda; she looked hot, but as I found out just because the bitch looks hot doesn’t mean she knows jack shit about how to get a man off. For one thing the stupid whore kept coughing through the whole call. Guess she smokes too much and thinks that me paying her by the minute to sit there and hack up her lungs is a turn on; not. I finally just told her that I would have better luck jacking off by myself for all the use she was.
Finding myself still in the mood for some sexy chat to get my cock hard again I tried another girl by the name of Alice. Have to say at least this one didn’t sit there with the fake moaning and had a damn sexy voice. She knew just what to say to make me hard, and just how to stroke my dick till I was ready to explode. Oh hell yes this bitch can make a man cum, and thank God for that. After that Lynda slut I was left in a real bad mood but Alice helped me out with some down and dirty cyber loving.

I am a phone sex addict, I call phone lines daily to the upwards of 10 different girls and over 2 hours a day. I love the companionship a real girl can give you and how hard they can get you off and pervert your already heavily perverted fantasies. My problem; however, lies in the fact that there are many out there just for the per minute money they receive and have no phone professionalism. No matter the fetish, kink or whatever you wish to call it, theses women totally suck ass when it comes to phone.
For this reason, I made this blog, about the best and worse of phone sex. I wish to present those interested in my fearful stories of lackluster phone sluts and those who really know how to rock my fucking world! Any link found on this site is tried and tested and proven to be a phone sex provider that does just that, provide hot steamy and amazing phone sex pleasure to those that run across them.
Obviously this blog is going to be biased as all fuck, but what can I say… it is my blog. To keep this to a minimum, I am setting some criterion for my calls. Attentiveness, voice matching description and or pictures, Verbal usage ( meaning no, oh ah baby baby and repeatable bullshit ), and overall commitment to the fantasy at hand.