Posts Tagged ‘Bad Phone Sex’

That’s right; for some reason I seem to find the worst phone sex sluts on the internet. Tonight I found this hot little number called Carla, well she may look hot but this twit didn’t have a clue about how to please a man. I mean really is it to much to ask for these bitches to know how to give a good blow job? How hard can it be to open her slut mouth, take my dick between her warm moist lips and suck till I cum? Needless to say I decided not to waste anymore of my time or money on no talent Carla the phone whore without a clue.

I am happy to say that the night wasn’t a total loss. I did find another cheap phone sex slut by the name of Kathy that was more then eager to take my huge cock into her sweet mouth and suck like a pro. I could close my eyes and feel those lush lips around my hard shaft and it was pure pleasure. So my night did end with an explosion as I shot my hot load into her mouth and listened as she lapped up every drop.

Yes that’s right I said it, and I know any of you reading my blog will agree it’s pretty damn hard to find a phone sex operator these days that knows what’s she doing or cares to make the customer happy. I called this bitch Angelica today because her ad looked like she was hot and from what she had written in her ad she was suppose to know how to please a man. Well sad to say she didn’t have a clue.
Don’t get me wrong she had a nice enough voice, but I can tell she really wasn’t into the call. A dead give away was the fact that I could hear her TV going load and clear and there were long moments of silence where I could tell she was watching the damn TV and not listening to me, the one that was paying her. I would tell her I wanted her to suck my dick, and nothing, then she would mumble what’s your fantasy baby as if she never heard a word I said which proves she didn’t. I finally just ended the call, fuck if I was going to sit there getting charged per minute for bad phone sex.
Not ready to give up I decided to look at some of the sexy sluts I had booked marked and found one named Kim that seemed to fit the bill. I gave Kim a call, told her I wanted her to suck my cock, and I am happy to say she sucked my dick like a pro. I could just feel her lips around my hard shaft sucking my cock with her warm mouth then drinking down every drop of my hot cum. Yes I would have to say I will be giving this phone whore another call when my dick is in the mood to play.

That’s right; my dick was one happy camper, standing at attention, ready to play till I called Beth the suck as phone sex whore. Let me just say Beth didn’t seem very interested in playing with my cock nor making him happy. As a matter of fact she kind of scared the hell out of my dick with the way she kept screaming she was going to bite my pecker. I didn’t want my Willy bit, and to be honest if she was that damn hungry I think a trip to KFC would have been better then trying to chew on my cock!
I’m not kidding here this bitch really didn’t pay the least bit of attention to what my fantasy was. I wanted her to suck my balls, run her tongue up my shaft, then take my huge dick into her mouth for some nice sucking action, not try to eat my dick! Screaming at me give me that dick, I want to bite it hard, I want to hurt you, fucking hell is it any wonder she scared my poor cock? I’m not sure if I will have any fun with my poor pecker for at least a good hour now after that evil bitch scared the hell out of it.
Just a note here for all of you phone sex sluts; most men don’t want there dicks bitten off. Learn to listen to what the customer wants for fuck sake, sure if he’s into that then hell yes go for it, but damn don’t try to bite my dick off if I’m not into torture. I would much rather a woman be gentle with my cock then try to eat it for dinner. If you that damn hungry then by all means grab a bite to eat before you start taking calls. Noting worse then scaring a mans dick, spoils the rest of the night since it won’t come out to play.

Nothing pisses me off more then to be in the mood for a good phone sex call and get some stupid bitch that doesn’t know or care how to pleasure a man. Called this slut Juliette today and one word sums her up; dead fuck. This bitch can’t get many dates or should I say after the first date I doubt they ask her out again. She had one of the dullest voices I’ve heard in all my years of calling phone sex lines. Shit I’ve heard more enthusiasm for the lady at Jack in The Box taking my order in the drive through then this bitch.
I mean it’s not like I’m asking for the world here. She had some nice big boobs and I was in the mood for tit fuck. You wouldn’t think that was asking too much now would you? Sad to say this whore may have had to breast but she sure didn’t have the imagination it took to get a man off. After just a few minutes on the phone with her my poor dick was soft and not in the mood. To show you what I mean, this is pretty much how my call went. Oh baby, yes slide you big hard cock between my breast, yes baby, fuck my tits, oooh that feels so good then a lot of fake moaning. The whole fucking call was dull and fake.
Needless to say I didn’t cum between Juliette’s fine tits, but on the up side I did find this hot slut Emma that new just how to use her big boobs to fuck a mans cock. Have to say she gave one hell of a fine tit fuck, my dick was very happy and I shot my hot cum between to lovely mounds and she was kind enough to lick my sticky goo off those hot breast.

Well as you all should know by now I love to call phone sex lines. The only problem is you never know when you call a new slut if she’s going to take the time to play your fantasy or if she’s going to be just another dead fuck on the other end of a phone line. I mean there’s nothing worse then getting a nice boner, finding a hot whore to call and then the bitch does nothing, just sits there throwing in a few mindless moans here and there, and a fake orgasm. Fucking hell she may as well be throwing a bucket of cold water on my damn dick, it would have the same affect.
At any rate I called this slut Lynda; she looked hot, but as I found out just because the bitch looks hot doesn’t mean she knows jack shit about how to get a man off. For one thing the stupid whore kept coughing through the whole call. Guess she smokes too much and thinks that me paying her by the minute to sit there and hack up her lungs is a turn on; not. I finally just told her that I would have better luck jacking off by myself for all the use she was.
Finding myself still in the mood for some sexy chat to get my cock hard again I tried another girl by the name of Alice. Have to say at least this one didn’t sit there with the fake moaning and had a damn sexy voice. She knew just what to say to make me hard, and just how to stroke my dick till I was ready to explode. Oh hell yes this bitch can make a man cum, and thank God for that. After that Lynda slut I was left in a real bad mood but Alice helped me out with some down and dirty cyber loving.

That’s right; I freed Willy tonight, and some slut named Bree made my dick you limp and not want to come out and play anymore. Now I ask how fucking sad is that, to fuck with a mans boner. There really should be a law against whores that take money for phone sex and kill a mans hard on. Why not just be honest, state the facts in there ads, I don’t have a clue how to turn a man on much less make his dick hard. I will in fact kill any boner you may already have and expect you to pay me per minute for this wonderful experience. Oh I know why they won’t do that; then all of horny men won’t waste our time or money calling a dead fuck.
Wow so glad I was able to clear that one up and do hope that some of you so called phone whores are reading my blog and taking notes. Lord only knows you know all the information and help you can get to have a clue about how a mans cock works and just what it takes to make us cum. Here’s an idea; why not try to for once get into the fantasy you are asked to play out? Who knows you might get wet and enjoy the call for a change and the customer will get what he’s paying for so everyone would be happy. Damn how nice would that be?
Oh well Bree you were a waste of time and money and just another so called phone slut that didn’t know what to do with a dick. So I will be moving on, finding a whore that knows what a man likes, knows how to handle a cock, and enjoys helping her caller reach that climax he paid for. Hot damn that would be one hell of phone sex call now wouldn’t it?

I am a phone sex addict, I call phone lines daily to the upwards of 10 different girls and over 2 hours a day. I love the companionship a real girl can give you and how hard they can get you off and pervert your already heavily perverted fantasies. My problem; however, lies in the fact that there are many out there just for the per minute money they receive and have no phone professionalism. No matter the fetish, kink or whatever you wish to call it, theses women totally suck ass when it comes to phone.
For this reason, I made this blog, about the best and worse of phone sex. I wish to present those interested in my fearful stories of lackluster phone sluts and those who really know how to rock my fucking world! Any link found on this site is tried and tested and proven to be a phone sex provider that does just that, provide hot steamy and amazing phone sex pleasure to those that run across them.
Obviously this blog is going to be biased as all fuck, but what can I say… it is my blog. To keep this to a minimum, I am setting some criterion for my calls. Attentiveness, voice matching description and or pictures, Verbal usage ( meaning no, oh ah baby baby and repeatable bullshit ), and overall commitment to the fantasy at hand.