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Yes that’s right I said it, and I know any of you reading my blog will agree it’s pretty damn hard to find a phone sex operator these days that knows what’s she doing or cares to make the customer happy. I called this bitch Angelica today because her ad looked like she was hot and from what she had written in her ad she was suppose to know how to please a man. Well sad to say she didn’t have a clue.
Don’t get me wrong she had a nice enough voice, but I can tell she really wasn’t into the call. A dead give away was the fact that I could hear her TV going load and clear and there were long moments of silence where I could tell she was watching the damn TV and not listening to me, the one that was paying her. I would tell her I wanted her to suck my dick, and nothing, then she would mumble what’s your fantasy baby as if she never heard a word I said which proves she didn’t. I finally just ended the call, fuck if I was going to sit there getting charged per minute for bad phone sex.
Not ready to give up I decided to look at some of the sexy sluts I had booked marked and found one named Kim that seemed to fit the bill. I gave Kim a call, told her I wanted her to suck my cock, and I am happy to say she sucked my dick like a pro. I could just feel her lips around my hard shaft sucking my cock with her warm mouth then drinking down every drop of my hot cum. Yes I would have to say I will be giving this phone whore another call when my dick is in the mood to play.

There’s nothing like a good phone sex call, just too bad of late most of mine suck. I’m telling you I may sound like I complain to much but hell if I’m going to spend my hard earned money calling some phone slut I expect to get what I’m paying for. Seriously how do some of these girls even get a job working in phone sex? The one I talked to today I can only imagine she’s never had a climax in her life. The only way I can picture Ellen is lying there, not moving, not feeling a damn thing and every now and then throwing out a moan to make her lover feel like he’s getting it right. Hell I don’t even think a vibrator would get this bitch off. I truly thing her pussy is dead.
Just to show you I’m not getting carried away here or just pissed about another bad call, I will fill you in on my lovely call with this fucking lack luster whore Sherry. I call her up wanting to fuck her doggy style, and before I’m even in her pussy she starts moaning and screaming she’s going to cum. I mean what the fuck? Dumb slut could at least wait till I’m in her before she fakes her orgasm. You would think since I’m pay per minute that she would like to at least give a half ass effort to keeping me on the line, after all isn’t that why she’s taking calls to make money?
At any rate I lost my mood real fast with that twit, hung up to save myself a few bucks on a bad phone call. I’ll admit it I was good and pissed, sat there for a good 30 minutes cussing that stupid whore before I was able to get myself in the mood to play again. Decided to give this sexy babe Ashton a call, and happy days this one new to wait till I was inside her before she showed any type of reaction to my cock. None of that fake moaning over and over, this bitch new how to work a mans cock with her tight hole, and if I do say so myself she took a good hard pounding, and let me listen as she slide her fingers in her pussy to lick my cream.

Well as you all should know by now I love to call phone sex lines. The only problem is you never know when you call a new slut if she’s going to take the time to play your fantasy or if she’s going to be just another dead fuck on the other end of a phone line. I mean there’s nothing worse then getting a nice boner, finding a hot whore to call and then the bitch does nothing, just sits there throwing in a few mindless moans here and there, and a fake orgasm. Fucking hell she may as well be throwing a bucket of cold water on my damn dick, it would have the same affect.
At any rate I called this slut Lynda; she looked hot, but as I found out just because the bitch looks hot doesn’t mean she knows jack shit about how to get a man off. For one thing the stupid whore kept coughing through the whole call. Guess she smokes too much and thinks that me paying her by the minute to sit there and hack up her lungs is a turn on; not. I finally just told her that I would have better luck jacking off by myself for all the use she was.
Finding myself still in the mood for some sexy chat to get my cock hard again I tried another girl by the name of Alice. Have to say at least this one didn’t sit there with the fake moaning and had a damn sexy voice. She knew just what to say to make me hard, and just how to stroke my dick till I was ready to explode. Oh hell yes this bitch can make a man cum, and thank God for that. After that Lynda slut I was left in a real bad mood but Alice helped me out with some down and dirty cyber loving.

Sorry just in a really bad mood tonight. Just sitting here after calling this bitch April and wonder how in the fuck someone like that could ever get hired to be a phone sex operator. I mean do they even bother to check and see if these hoes even know what sex is much less how to do it before they hire one? April may look hot as hell, but her talent for leading a man through his fantasy is what one would call; none. She reminded me of some twit when on a long drive that is dumb enough to keep asking, are we there yet. No bitch were not there yet and doesn’t look like my cock is going to get anything out of this call.
On and on she went, oh baby this and oh baby that, I really just wanted to reach through the phone and slap the shit out of her to be honest. Talk about getting on my last nerve. I’m a customer, not her baby, not her sweet heart, I want one thing when I call a phone hoe, and that is to make my cock hard, make me feel good, and make me shoot my load. Now I ask is that to much to ask? After all it is called phone sex, so it should be a given to these stupid whores that we want sex, not oooh baby. Fucking hell oooh baby does nothing for my dick, but thinking about pussy lips wrapped tight around my cock does a whole hell of lot to get me turned on and ready to go.
So to all you lack luster phone sluts out there, please make notes, hell if you must go read a book on sex, look at some pictures of what people do when they fuck, so maybe next time someone calls, you might have a clue how to suck that dick, ride that cock, or even play with your pussy.

Hell if anyone out there can answer that question then I sure as hell would love to hear your reply. I have to wonder about some of these phone sex operators, what goes through there minds when they put up an ad to advertise there service? Do they even think for one minute about the fact that maybe just maybe it might work out better if they knew how to do half the shit they say they are good at? Take for example; if I say I can fix your toilet then I had better damn well know how to fix that toilet or not expect to get paid. So then why should I have to pay some dipshit that doesn’t have a clue how to please a man for a suck ass call? I tell you why; they think we are all dumb shits, with our dicks in our hands and don’t care. I for one do care, and if I pay I want what I pay for.
Sad to say I called this bitch Courtney and all though she looked hot, and yes her voice was sexy, she seemed more like a speed fucker to me. Get it; speed reader, speed fucker, sorry just felt like a little humor after such a bad call. Any way Courtney didn’t have a clue how to masturbate for a man. Makes one wonder how she plays with her pussy own her own time because when I was paying her those cunt lips were not getting much attention. It sounded to me like she was sitting there eating a meal while she was supposed to be playing with her fun hole. Bitch if you want to eat wait to do that on your own time, not while I’m paying you
At any rate that phone slut was what I love to call a lack luster phone whore. Not giving up though, I know there are still some good bitches out there to call and will keep on trying them out, making notes here of the bad ones and the good ones. So at least anyone that reads my blog can avoid the suck ass hoes I’ve wasted money on.