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Yes that’s right I said it, and I know any of you reading my blog will agree it’s pretty damn hard to find a phone sex operator these days that knows what’s she doing or cares to make the customer happy. I called this bitch Angelica today because her ad looked like she was hot and from what she had written in her ad she was suppose to know how to please a man. Well sad to say she didn’t have a clue.
Don’t get me wrong she had a nice enough voice, but I can tell she really wasn’t into the call. A dead give away was the fact that I could hear her TV going load and clear and there were long moments of silence where I could tell she was watching the damn TV and not listening to me, the one that was paying her. I would tell her I wanted her to suck my dick, and nothing, then she would mumble what’s your fantasy baby as if she never heard a word I said which proves she didn’t. I finally just ended the call, fuck if I was going to sit there getting charged per minute for bad phone sex.
Not ready to give up I decided to look at some of the sexy sluts I had booked marked and found one named Kim that seemed to fit the bill. I gave Kim a call, told her I wanted her to suck my cock, and I am happy to say she sucked my dick like a pro. I could just feel her lips around my hard shaft sucking my cock with her warm mouth then drinking down every drop of my hot cum. Yes I would have to say I will be giving this phone whore another call when my dick is in the mood to play.

Hell yes I would love to talk to a good phone sex whore instead of the dumb slut I had the misfortune of talking to today. It would seem that Jada doesn’t have a clue how to satisfy a man on the phone and I doubt she knows what to do with a dick in real life either for that matter.
I thought this girl was hot from the picture in her ad, naturally one would think a woman has a sexy body; she’s bound to know how to please a man. Well sad to say I found out the hard way that’s not always the case. All this so called phone sex whore new how to do was giggle. Seems suddenly I am the funniest man on earth and every word out of my mouth is just the most comical things this twit has ever heard. I say cock she laughs, I say slide my dick into her pussy she laughs, not sure about any of you but I’m not really into laughter while I’m trying to get my dick off. After a few minutes of this bullshit I told her I had spent enough time and money on her lazy ass and ended the call.
Not willing to give up and my cock still in the mood for some fun I decided to call this hot chick named Clair. This phone slut new what she was doing. No giggling just followed my lead and played out my fantasy. With this hot chick I was able to close my eyes and feel her pussy lips squeeze my cock as I slid into her warm hole. I’m happy to say I gave her cunt one hell of a pounding and left her with hot cum dripping out of her well used pussy.

Alright so we know all women have a pussy, but do all women know how to use there pussy to satisfy a man? The answer to that is no, sad to say from my call with Lilly her pussy is either dead, has no feeling, or she’s just one frigid bitch. Which to be honest after seeing a picture of her cunt it’s really sad to think that poor Lilly doesn’t know how to have fun with her pussy. All pretty and pink, and looking like such a tight little hole, it’s a real shame she didn’t have a clue that she’s suppose to put some movement in her pelvis when a man is fucking her.
Really, just what is suppose to be the turn on for a man to slide his cock into a her fun hole and the bitch just lays there, no motion in the ocean, just a few moans thrown in to try to make me the customer believe she was enjoying our fuck session. I for one would have to say that her fun hole wasn’t really much fun at all. I doubt this hoe even got the least bit wet down there, much had any fun. Hell I know I didn’t have any fun, and from my limp dick I can say my cock was bored also.
Now all wasn’t lost, I ended my call with dead fuck and called this sexy little number named Daphne, this slut knew how to please a man, and had my cock standing at attention right off the bat. But best of all she kept me rock hard throughout the whole call, till finally it was time for me to blow my load. Oh yes dead fuck was no help but thankfully Daphne knows her way around a dick and I have to say made mine very happy indeed.

I’m just sitting here thinking after once again calling this phone sex slut Annette and yes you guessed it, Annette doesn’t have a clue what a cock is much less how to play with one. Now this brings to mind something that I bitch about often and maybe one day when I stop getting these dumb whores I will stop bitching about it, but till then my blog, can say what ever the hell I want to, so I do. Express myself, at least I can in this blog, fucking well can’t with most of these phone whores.
Why I ask do they think we call them? Just because we get bored one night and say hey I don’t mind spending money I worked hard to make on some stupid twit that doesn’t know nor care how to please a man or for better words, make him cum. If I call a phone sex line, with my dick in my hand, I expect to get someone that with excite me, not make my cock go soft out of boredom. Just a clue here ladies; we men have dicks; we call you because we want our peckers to have some fun and feel that wonderful feeling of shooting our load after a good sex call. Do we get that, no not half the time, and that is what pisses me off.
So as the title says; I pay to play and she sucks. Not very fair now is it for the man that calls a phone sex line, just to find out he has once again found Miss Lack Luster Fuck. Face it ladies, God gave you a pussy, a mouth, so take some time, as much as you need, but for fuck sake learn how to use them both before you try to take our money. Okay done with rant, going to call Nan now since I know for a fact this phone slut knows how to make my dick happy.

Sorry just in a really bad mood tonight. Just sitting here after calling this bitch April and wonder how in the fuck someone like that could ever get hired to be a phone sex operator. I mean do they even bother to check and see if these hoes even know what sex is much less how to do it before they hire one? April may look hot as hell, but her talent for leading a man through his fantasy is what one would call; none. She reminded me of some twit when on a long drive that is dumb enough to keep asking, are we there yet. No bitch were not there yet and doesn’t look like my cock is going to get anything out of this call.
On and on she went, oh baby this and oh baby that, I really just wanted to reach through the phone and slap the shit out of her to be honest. Talk about getting on my last nerve. I’m a customer, not her baby, not her sweet heart, I want one thing when I call a phone hoe, and that is to make my cock hard, make me feel good, and make me shoot my load. Now I ask is that to much to ask? After all it is called phone sex, so it should be a given to these stupid whores that we want sex, not oooh baby. Fucking hell oooh baby does nothing for my dick, but thinking about pussy lips wrapped tight around my cock does a whole hell of lot to get me turned on and ready to go.
So to all you lack luster phone sluts out there, please make notes, hell if you must go read a book on sex, look at some pictures of what people do when they fuck, so maybe next time someone calls, you might have a clue how to suck that dick, ride that cock, or even play with your pussy.

Hell if anyone out there can answer that question then I sure as hell would love to hear your reply. I have to wonder about some of these phone sex operators, what goes through there minds when they put up an ad to advertise there service? Do they even think for one minute about the fact that maybe just maybe it might work out better if they knew how to do half the shit they say they are good at? Take for example; if I say I can fix your toilet then I had better damn well know how to fix that toilet or not expect to get paid. So then why should I have to pay some dipshit that doesn’t have a clue how to please a man for a suck ass call? I tell you why; they think we are all dumb shits, with our dicks in our hands and don’t care. I for one do care, and if I pay I want what I pay for.
Sad to say I called this bitch Courtney and all though she looked hot, and yes her voice was sexy, she seemed more like a speed fucker to me. Get it; speed reader, speed fucker, sorry just felt like a little humor after such a bad call. Any way Courtney didn’t have a clue how to masturbate for a man. Makes one wonder how she plays with her pussy own her own time because when I was paying her those cunt lips were not getting much attention. It sounded to me like she was sitting there eating a meal while she was supposed to be playing with her fun hole. Bitch if you want to eat wait to do that on your own time, not while I’m paying you
At any rate that phone slut was what I love to call a lack luster phone whore. Not giving up though, I know there are still some good bitches out there to call and will keep on trying them out, making notes here of the bad ones and the good ones. So at least anyone that reads my blog can avoid the suck ass hoes I’ve wasted money on.

That’s right; I freed Willy tonight, and some slut named Bree made my dick you limp and not want to come out and play anymore. Now I ask how fucking sad is that, to fuck with a mans boner. There really should be a law against whores that take money for phone sex and kill a mans hard on. Why not just be honest, state the facts in there ads, I don’t have a clue how to turn a man on much less make his dick hard. I will in fact kill any boner you may already have and expect you to pay me per minute for this wonderful experience. Oh I know why they won’t do that; then all of horny men won’t waste our time or money calling a dead fuck.
Wow so glad I was able to clear that one up and do hope that some of you so called phone whores are reading my blog and taking notes. Lord only knows you know all the information and help you can get to have a clue about how a mans cock works and just what it takes to make us cum. Here’s an idea; why not try to for once get into the fantasy you are asked to play out? Who knows you might get wet and enjoy the call for a change and the customer will get what he’s paying for so everyone would be happy. Damn how nice would that be?
Oh well Bree you were a waste of time and money and just another so called phone slut that didn’t know what to do with a dick. So I will be moving on, finding a whore that knows what a man likes, knows how to handle a cock, and enjoys helping her caller reach that climax he paid for. Hot damn that would be one hell of phone sex call now wouldn’t it?