Posts Tagged ‘Fantasy’

Yes that’s right I said it, and I know any of you reading my blog will agree it’s pretty damn hard to find a phone sex operator these days that knows what’s she doing or cares to make the customer happy. I called this bitch Angelica today because her ad looked like she was hot and from what she had written in her ad she was suppose to know how to please a man. Well sad to say she didn’t have a clue.
Don’t get me wrong she had a nice enough voice, but I can tell she really wasn’t into the call. A dead give away was the fact that I could hear her TV going load and clear and there were long moments of silence where I could tell she was watching the damn TV and not listening to me, the one that was paying her. I would tell her I wanted her to suck my dick, and nothing, then she would mumble what’s your fantasy baby as if she never heard a word I said which proves she didn’t. I finally just ended the call, fuck if I was going to sit there getting charged per minute for bad phone sex.
Not ready to give up I decided to look at some of the sexy sluts I had booked marked and found one named Kim that seemed to fit the bill. I gave Kim a call, told her I wanted her to suck my cock, and I am happy to say she sucked my dick like a pro. I could just feel her lips around my hard shaft sucking my cock with her warm mouth then drinking down every drop of my hot cum. Yes I would have to say I will be giving this phone whore another call when my dick is in the mood to play.

Hell yes I would love to talk to a good phone sex whore instead of the dumb slut I had the misfortune of talking to today. It would seem that Jada doesn’t have a clue how to satisfy a man on the phone and I doubt she knows what to do with a dick in real life either for that matter.
I thought this girl was hot from the picture in her ad, naturally one would think a woman has a sexy body; she’s bound to know how to please a man. Well sad to say I found out the hard way that’s not always the case. All this so called phone sex whore new how to do was giggle. Seems suddenly I am the funniest man on earth and every word out of my mouth is just the most comical things this twit has ever heard. I say cock she laughs, I say slide my dick into her pussy she laughs, not sure about any of you but I’m not really into laughter while I’m trying to get my dick off. After a few minutes of this bullshit I told her I had spent enough time and money on her lazy ass and ended the call.
Not willing to give up and my cock still in the mood for some fun I decided to call this hot chick named Clair. This phone slut new what she was doing. No giggling just followed my lead and played out my fantasy. With this hot chick I was able to close my eyes and feel her pussy lips squeeze my cock as I slid into her warm hole. I’m happy to say I gave her cunt one hell of a pounding and left her with hot cum dripping out of her well used pussy.

That’s right; my dick was one happy camper, standing at attention, ready to play till I called Beth the suck as phone sex whore. Let me just say Beth didn’t seem very interested in playing with my cock nor making him happy. As a matter of fact she kind of scared the hell out of my dick with the way she kept screaming she was going to bite my pecker. I didn’t want my Willy bit, and to be honest if she was that damn hungry I think a trip to KFC would have been better then trying to chew on my cock!
I’m not kidding here this bitch really didn’t pay the least bit of attention to what my fantasy was. I wanted her to suck my balls, run her tongue up my shaft, then take my huge dick into her mouth for some nice sucking action, not try to eat my dick! Screaming at me give me that dick, I want to bite it hard, I want to hurt you, fucking hell is it any wonder she scared my poor cock? I’m not sure if I will have any fun with my poor pecker for at least a good hour now after that evil bitch scared the hell out of it.
Just a note here for all of you phone sex sluts; most men don’t want there dicks bitten off. Learn to listen to what the customer wants for fuck sake, sure if he’s into that then hell yes go for it, but damn don’t try to bite my dick off if I’m not into torture. I would much rather a woman be gentle with my cock then try to eat it for dinner. If you that damn hungry then by all means grab a bite to eat before you start taking calls. Noting worse then scaring a mans dick, spoils the rest of the night since it won’t come out to play.

Sorry just in a really bad mood tonight. Just sitting here after calling this bitch April and wonder how in the fuck someone like that could ever get hired to be a phone sex operator. I mean do they even bother to check and see if these hoes even know what sex is much less how to do it before they hire one? April may look hot as hell, but her talent for leading a man through his fantasy is what one would call; none. She reminded me of some twit when on a long drive that is dumb enough to keep asking, are we there yet. No bitch were not there yet and doesn’t look like my cock is going to get anything out of this call.
On and on she went, oh baby this and oh baby that, I really just wanted to reach through the phone and slap the shit out of her to be honest. Talk about getting on my last nerve. I’m a customer, not her baby, not her sweet heart, I want one thing when I call a phone hoe, and that is to make my cock hard, make me feel good, and make me shoot my load. Now I ask is that to much to ask? After all it is called phone sex, so it should be a given to these stupid whores that we want sex, not oooh baby. Fucking hell oooh baby does nothing for my dick, but thinking about pussy lips wrapped tight around my cock does a whole hell of lot to get me turned on and ready to go.
So to all you lack luster phone sluts out there, please make notes, hell if you must go read a book on sex, look at some pictures of what people do when they fuck, so maybe next time someone calls, you might have a clue how to suck that dick, ride that cock, or even play with your pussy.

That’s right; I freed Willy tonight, and some slut named Bree made my dick you limp and not want to come out and play anymore. Now I ask how fucking sad is that, to fuck with a mans boner. There really should be a law against whores that take money for phone sex and kill a mans hard on. Why not just be honest, state the facts in there ads, I don’t have a clue how to turn a man on much less make his dick hard. I will in fact kill any boner you may already have and expect you to pay me per minute for this wonderful experience. Oh I know why they won’t do that; then all of horny men won’t waste our time or money calling a dead fuck.
Wow so glad I was able to clear that one up and do hope that some of you so called phone whores are reading my blog and taking notes. Lord only knows you know all the information and help you can get to have a clue about how a mans cock works and just what it takes to make us cum. Here’s an idea; why not try to for once get into the fantasy you are asked to play out? Who knows you might get wet and enjoy the call for a change and the customer will get what he’s paying for so everyone would be happy. Damn how nice would that be?
Oh well Bree you were a waste of time and money and just another so called phone slut that didn’t know what to do with a dick. So I will be moving on, finding a whore that knows what a man likes, knows how to handle a cock, and enjoys helping her caller reach that climax he paid for. Hot damn that would be one hell of phone sex call now wouldn’t it?

I am a phone sex addict, I call phone lines daily to the upwards of 10 different girls and over 2 hours a day. I love the companionship a real girl can give you and how hard they can get you off and pervert your already heavily perverted fantasies. My problem; however, lies in the fact that there are many out there just for the per minute money they receive and have no phone professionalism. No matter the fetish, kink or whatever you wish to call it, theses women totally suck ass when it comes to phone.
For this reason, I made this blog, about the best and worse of phone sex. I wish to present those interested in my fearful stories of lackluster phone sluts and those who really know how to rock my fucking world! Any link found on this site is tried and tested and proven to be a phone sex provider that does just that, provide hot steamy and amazing phone sex pleasure to those that run across them.
Obviously this blog is going to be biased as all fuck, but what can I say… it is my blog. To keep this to a minimum, I am setting some criterion for my calls. Attentiveness, voice matching description and or pictures, Verbal usage ( meaning no, oh ah baby baby and repeatable bullshit ), and overall commitment to the fantasy at hand.