Posts Tagged ‘Imagination’

I know what you’re thinking; what the hell does he mean by phone sex lottery. Well I will tell you; every time we pick of the phone to call some phone sex operator we are taking a gamble that she will be worth our time and the money we spend on the call. Some times we get a good one and hit the jackpot or should I say lottery and some times we end up wasting money and time on something that brings us no satisfaction.
That’s just what I did tonight; I took a chance and called this hot slut Meryl thinking that damn anything that looked that hot had to be good in bed, well I was wrong. This dumb whore I am sure in real life is what one would call a dead fuck. She had no imagination, her voice was dull and lifeless, she didn’t show the least bit of interest in pleasing me the customer, hell I even think she was yawning during the call. After the second yawn I gave up and ended the call. I mean enough is enough and I think she got enough money for doing nothing and hell now the slut can go to bed and stop yawning her head off.
Still in the mood to get my dick off before heading to bed I decided to call one more girl. I found this hot little red head Molly, perky tits, nice round ass, and a body that just screams fuck me, so I said what the hell and gave her a call. All I can say is Molly didn’t disappoint, her voice dripped sex appeal, and she was most eager to do what ever I asked of her and not one single yawn. She climbed right up on to my lap and took every hard inch of my hard cock into her sweet pussy and gave one hell of a ride! So make note; one more good phone whore out there for those of us in the need of a little pleasure.

Nothing pisses me off more then to be in the mood for a good phone sex call and get some stupid bitch that doesn’t know or care how to pleasure a man. Called this slut Juliette today and one word sums her up; dead fuck. This bitch can’t get many dates or should I say after the first date I doubt they ask her out again. She had one of the dullest voices I’ve heard in all my years of calling phone sex lines. Shit I’ve heard more enthusiasm for the lady at Jack in The Box taking my order in the drive through then this bitch.
I mean it’s not like I’m asking for the world here. She had some nice big boobs and I was in the mood for tit fuck. You wouldn’t think that was asking too much now would you? Sad to say this whore may have had to breast but she sure didn’t have the imagination it took to get a man off. After just a few minutes on the phone with her my poor dick was soft and not in the mood. To show you what I mean, this is pretty much how my call went. Oh baby, yes slide you big hard cock between my breast, yes baby, fuck my tits, oooh that feels so good then a lot of fake moaning. The whole fucking call was dull and fake.
Needless to say I didn’t cum between Juliette’s fine tits, but on the up side I did find this hot slut Emma that new just how to use her big boobs to fuck a mans cock. Have to say she gave one hell of a fine tit fuck, my dick was very happy and I shot my hot cum between to lovely mounds and she was kind enough to lick my sticky goo off those hot breast.