Posts Tagged ‘Phone Call’

I know what you’re thinking; what the hell does he mean by phone sex lottery. Well I will tell you; every time we pick of the phone to call some phone sex operator we are taking a gamble that she will be worth our time and the money we spend on the call. Some times we get a good one and hit the jackpot or should I say lottery and some times we end up wasting money and time on something that brings us no satisfaction.
That’s just what I did tonight; I took a chance and called this hot slut Meryl thinking that damn anything that looked that hot had to be good in bed, well I was wrong. This dumb whore I am sure in real life is what one would call a dead fuck. She had no imagination, her voice was dull and lifeless, she didn’t show the least bit of interest in pleasing me the customer, hell I even think she was yawning during the call. After the second yawn I gave up and ended the call. I mean enough is enough and I think she got enough money for doing nothing and hell now the slut can go to bed and stop yawning her head off.
Still in the mood to get my dick off before heading to bed I decided to call one more girl. I found this hot little red head Molly, perky tits, nice round ass, and a body that just screams fuck me, so I said what the hell and gave her a call. All I can say is Molly didn’t disappoint, her voice dripped sex appeal, and she was most eager to do what ever I asked of her and not one single yawn. She climbed right up on to my lap and took every hard inch of my hard cock into her sweet pussy and gave one hell of a ride! So make note; one more good phone whore out there for those of us in the need of a little pleasure.

There’s nothing like a good phone sex call, just too bad of late most of mine suck. I’m telling you I may sound like I complain to much but hell if I’m going to spend my hard earned money calling some phone slut I expect to get what I’m paying for. Seriously how do some of these girls even get a job working in phone sex? The one I talked to today I can only imagine she’s never had a climax in her life. The only way I can picture Ellen is lying there, not moving, not feeling a damn thing and every now and then throwing out a moan to make her lover feel like he’s getting it right. Hell I don’t even think a vibrator would get this bitch off. I truly thing her pussy is dead.
Just to show you I’m not getting carried away here or just pissed about another bad call, I will fill you in on my lovely call with this fucking lack luster whore Sherry. I call her up wanting to fuck her doggy style, and before I’m even in her pussy she starts moaning and screaming she’s going to cum. I mean what the fuck? Dumb slut could at least wait till I’m in her before she fakes her orgasm. You would think since I’m pay per minute that she would like to at least give a half ass effort to keeping me on the line, after all isn’t that why she’s taking calls to make money?
At any rate I lost my mood real fast with that twit, hung up to save myself a few bucks on a bad phone call. I’ll admit it I was good and pissed, sat there for a good 30 minutes cussing that stupid whore before I was able to get myself in the mood to play again. Decided to give this sexy babe Ashton a call, and happy days this one new to wait till I was inside her before she showed any type of reaction to my cock. None of that fake moaning over and over, this bitch new how to work a mans cock with her tight hole, and if I do say so myself she took a good hard pounding, and let me listen as she slide her fingers in her pussy to lick my cream.

That’s right; I freed Willy tonight, and some slut named Bree made my dick you limp and not want to come out and play anymore. Now I ask how fucking sad is that, to fuck with a mans boner. There really should be a law against whores that take money for phone sex and kill a mans hard on. Why not just be honest, state the facts in there ads, I don’t have a clue how to turn a man on much less make his dick hard. I will in fact kill any boner you may already have and expect you to pay me per minute for this wonderful experience. Oh I know why they won’t do that; then all of horny men won’t waste our time or money calling a dead fuck.
Wow so glad I was able to clear that one up and do hope that some of you so called phone whores are reading my blog and taking notes. Lord only knows you know all the information and help you can get to have a clue about how a mans cock works and just what it takes to make us cum. Here’s an idea; why not try to for once get into the fantasy you are asked to play out? Who knows you might get wet and enjoy the call for a change and the customer will get what he’s paying for so everyone would be happy. Damn how nice would that be?
Oh well Bree you were a waste of time and money and just another so called phone slut that didn’t know what to do with a dick. So I will be moving on, finding a whore that knows what a man likes, knows how to handle a cock, and enjoys helping her caller reach that climax he paid for. Hot damn that would be one hell of phone sex call now wouldn’t it?