Posts Tagged ‘Phone Sex Slut’

That’s right; for some reason I seem to find the worst phone sex sluts on the internet. Tonight I found this hot little number called Carla, well she may look hot but this twit didn’t have a clue about how to please a man. I mean really is it to much to ask for these bitches to know how to give a good blow job? How hard can it be to open her slut mouth, take my dick between her warm moist lips and suck till I cum? Needless to say I decided not to waste anymore of my time or money on no talent Carla the phone whore without a clue.

I am happy to say that the night wasn’t a total loss. I did find another cheap phone sex slut by the name of Kathy that was more then eager to take my huge cock into her sweet mouth and suck like a pro. I could close my eyes and feel those lush lips around my hard shaft and it was pure pleasure. So my night did end with an explosion as I shot my hot load into her mouth and listened as she lapped up every drop.

Yes that’s right I said it, and I know any of you reading my blog will agree it’s pretty damn hard to find a phone sex operator these days that knows what’s she doing or cares to make the customer happy. I called this bitch Angelica today because her ad looked like she was hot and from what she had written in her ad she was suppose to know how to please a man. Well sad to say she didn’t have a clue.
Don’t get me wrong she had a nice enough voice, but I can tell she really wasn’t into the call. A dead give away was the fact that I could hear her TV going load and clear and there were long moments of silence where I could tell she was watching the damn TV and not listening to me, the one that was paying her. I would tell her I wanted her to suck my dick, and nothing, then she would mumble what’s your fantasy baby as if she never heard a word I said which proves she didn’t. I finally just ended the call, fuck if I was going to sit there getting charged per minute for bad phone sex.
Not ready to give up I decided to look at some of the sexy sluts I had booked marked and found one named Kim that seemed to fit the bill. I gave Kim a call, told her I wanted her to suck my cock, and I am happy to say she sucked my dick like a pro. I could just feel her lips around my hard shaft sucking my cock with her warm mouth then drinking down every drop of my hot cum. Yes I would have to say I will be giving this phone whore another call when my dick is in the mood to play.

I’m just sitting here thinking after once again calling this phone sex slut Annette and yes you guessed it, Annette doesn’t have a clue what a cock is much less how to play with one. Now this brings to mind something that I bitch about often and maybe one day when I stop getting these dumb whores I will stop bitching about it, but till then my blog, can say what ever the hell I want to, so I do. Express myself, at least I can in this blog, fucking well can’t with most of these phone whores.
Why I ask do they think we call them? Just because we get bored one night and say hey I don’t mind spending money I worked hard to make on some stupid twit that doesn’t know nor care how to please a man or for better words, make him cum. If I call a phone sex line, with my dick in my hand, I expect to get someone that with excite me, not make my cock go soft out of boredom. Just a clue here ladies; we men have dicks; we call you because we want our peckers to have some fun and feel that wonderful feeling of shooting our load after a good sex call. Do we get that, no not half the time, and that is what pisses me off.
So as the title says; I pay to play and she sucks. Not very fair now is it for the man that calls a phone sex line, just to find out he has once again found Miss Lack Luster Fuck. Face it ladies, God gave you a pussy, a mouth, so take some time, as much as you need, but for fuck sake learn how to use them both before you try to take our money. Okay done with rant, going to call Nan now since I know for a fact this phone slut knows how to make my dick happy.