Posts Tagged ‘Phone Whore’

Now I ask you just how hard is it to suck a mans dick? Apparently for some of these so called phone sluts it’s a hard concept for them to wrap there minds around much less there mouths. I mean fucking hell if your going to work as a phone sex operator at least take the time to learn the basics. If you’ve never sucked a cock, then for fuck sake go out and buy a carrot or banana and suck on that to get a feel for it. Don’t just sit there and moan, throw in a gag every now and then and think that’s a blow job.
I made the mistake of calling this bitch Sara, she had nice full lips, looked good for some sucking action, but damn was I disappointed. This dumb whore may have had lips that looked like they could pleasure a dick, but the dull twit they were attached to hadn’t a clue how to use them on a mans cock or anything else for that matter unless one can say talking out your ass is a talent. Not even closing my eyes and trying to tune her out cold get my boner back so finally had to say to hell with this waste of time and money call.
I’m going to have to try this again later tonight and will keep you updated on the results. I’ve found a sexy slut after my bad call and plan on giving this phone whore a try. After all I still need to have my cock sucked and surely I won’t come across two bad bitches in one night. So here’s hoping that Kelly will know how to use that sweet mouth and tongue to suck my dick dry.

I know what you’re thinking; what the hell does he mean by phone sex lottery. Well I will tell you; every time we pick of the phone to call some phone sex operator we are taking a gamble that she will be worth our time and the money we spend on the call. Some times we get a good one and hit the jackpot or should I say lottery and some times we end up wasting money and time on something that brings us no satisfaction.
That’s just what I did tonight; I took a chance and called this hot slut Meryl thinking that damn anything that looked that hot had to be good in bed, well I was wrong. This dumb whore I am sure in real life is what one would call a dead fuck. She had no imagination, her voice was dull and lifeless, she didn’t show the least bit of interest in pleasing me the customer, hell I even think she was yawning during the call. After the second yawn I gave up and ended the call. I mean enough is enough and I think she got enough money for doing nothing and hell now the slut can go to bed and stop yawning her head off.
Still in the mood to get my dick off before heading to bed I decided to call one more girl. I found this hot little red head Molly, perky tits, nice round ass, and a body that just screams fuck me, so I said what the hell and gave her a call. All I can say is Molly didn’t disappoint, her voice dripped sex appeal, and she was most eager to do what ever I asked of her and not one single yawn. She climbed right up on to my lap and took every hard inch of my hard cock into her sweet pussy and gave one hell of a ride! So make note; one more good phone whore out there for those of us in the need of a little pleasure.

Yes that’s right I said it, and I know any of you reading my blog will agree it’s pretty damn hard to find a phone sex operator these days that knows what’s she doing or cares to make the customer happy. I called this bitch Angelica today because her ad looked like she was hot and from what she had written in her ad she was suppose to know how to please a man. Well sad to say she didn’t have a clue.
Don’t get me wrong she had a nice enough voice, but I can tell she really wasn’t into the call. A dead give away was the fact that I could hear her TV going load and clear and there were long moments of silence where I could tell she was watching the damn TV and not listening to me, the one that was paying her. I would tell her I wanted her to suck my dick, and nothing, then she would mumble what’s your fantasy baby as if she never heard a word I said which proves she didn’t. I finally just ended the call, fuck if I was going to sit there getting charged per minute for bad phone sex.
Not ready to give up I decided to look at some of the sexy sluts I had booked marked and found one named Kim that seemed to fit the bill. I gave Kim a call, told her I wanted her to suck my cock, and I am happy to say she sucked my dick like a pro. I could just feel her lips around my hard shaft sucking my cock with her warm mouth then drinking down every drop of my hot cum. Yes I would have to say I will be giving this phone whore another call when my dick is in the mood to play.

Hell if anyone out there can answer that question then I sure as hell would love to hear your reply. I have to wonder about some of these phone sex operators, what goes through there minds when they put up an ad to advertise there service? Do they even think for one minute about the fact that maybe just maybe it might work out better if they knew how to do half the shit they say they are good at? Take for example; if I say I can fix your toilet then I had better damn well know how to fix that toilet or not expect to get paid. So then why should I have to pay some dipshit that doesn’t have a clue how to please a man for a suck ass call? I tell you why; they think we are all dumb shits, with our dicks in our hands and don’t care. I for one do care, and if I pay I want what I pay for.
Sad to say I called this bitch Courtney and all though she looked hot, and yes her voice was sexy, she seemed more like a speed fucker to me. Get it; speed reader, speed fucker, sorry just felt like a little humor after such a bad call. Any way Courtney didn’t have a clue how to masturbate for a man. Makes one wonder how she plays with her pussy own her own time because when I was paying her those cunt lips were not getting much attention. It sounded to me like she was sitting there eating a meal while she was supposed to be playing with her fun hole. Bitch if you want to eat wait to do that on your own time, not while I’m paying you
At any rate that phone slut was what I love to call a lack luster phone whore. Not giving up though, I know there are still some good bitches out there to call and will keep on trying them out, making notes here of the bad ones and the good ones. So at least anyone that reads my blog can avoid the suck ass hoes I’ve wasted money on.

God what is worse to kill your boner than a bitch that is faking her moans and groans. I called Cynthia last night from some out of a magazine service, and for the love of god she was horrible. I mean heard her watching some MTV show in the background and slurping something out of the cup meanwhile doing the worse imitation of a porn star fuck that she could possibly muster. She could not possibly be less alert nor care about the person on the other end. To make matters worse, and what I found to be the last straw with this failure of a phone bone whore, she tried to speed up my orgasm as if she had something better to do and my boner was unfortunately keeping  her from it.
Now I love to talk to Princesses and Dommes but this phone sex operator was not that at all. In fact, I called her for a change from the BDSM scene that I seek from time to time. More of a release lick me fuck me and suck me kind of call, phone sex at its most primal and she couldn’t wrap her mind around that!
Well thank god for Lali! She gets me off like none other all the time and is the girl featured in the picture above. She told me about sixty different ways she could suck my cock off and keep me cumming back for more! Oh she was so devilish the way she described how bad she wanted me to pork her little phone whore hole. Takes true treasures like her to keep me going back to my favorite services, and if it wasn’t for my phone sex addiction and now my dedication to this blog, I wouldn’t go to the crappy services any more but I must for the betterment of other addict’s right? RIGHT!