Posts Tagged ‘Shaft’

Yes that’s right I said it, and I know any of you reading my blog will agree it’s pretty damn hard to find a phone sex operator these days that knows what’s she doing or cares to make the customer happy. I called this bitch Angelica today because her ad looked like she was hot and from what she had written in her ad she was suppose to know how to please a man. Well sad to say she didn’t have a clue.
Don’t get me wrong she had a nice enough voice, but I can tell she really wasn’t into the call. A dead give away was the fact that I could hear her TV going load and clear and there were long moments of silence where I could tell she was watching the damn TV and not listening to me, the one that was paying her. I would tell her I wanted her to suck my dick, and nothing, then she would mumble what’s your fantasy baby as if she never heard a word I said which proves she didn’t. I finally just ended the call, fuck if I was going to sit there getting charged per minute for bad phone sex.
Not ready to give up I decided to look at some of the sexy sluts I had booked marked and found one named Kim that seemed to fit the bill. I gave Kim a call, told her I wanted her to suck my cock, and I am happy to say she sucked my dick like a pro. I could just feel her lips around my hard shaft sucking my cock with her warm mouth then drinking down every drop of my hot cum. Yes I would have to say I will be giving this phone whore another call when my dick is in the mood to play.

That’s right; my dick was one happy camper, standing at attention, ready to play till I called Beth the suck as phone sex whore. Let me just say Beth didn’t seem very interested in playing with my cock nor making him happy. As a matter of fact she kind of scared the hell out of my dick with the way she kept screaming she was going to bite my pecker. I didn’t want my Willy bit, and to be honest if she was that damn hungry I think a trip to KFC would have been better then trying to chew on my cock!
I’m not kidding here this bitch really didn’t pay the least bit of attention to what my fantasy was. I wanted her to suck my balls, run her tongue up my shaft, then take my huge dick into her mouth for some nice sucking action, not try to eat my dick! Screaming at me give me that dick, I want to bite it hard, I want to hurt you, fucking hell is it any wonder she scared my poor cock? I’m not sure if I will have any fun with my poor pecker for at least a good hour now after that evil bitch scared the hell out of it.
Just a note here for all of you phone sex sluts; most men don’t want there dicks bitten off. Learn to listen to what the customer wants for fuck sake, sure if he’s into that then hell yes go for it, but damn don’t try to bite my dick off if I’m not into torture. I would much rather a woman be gentle with my cock then try to eat it for dinner. If you that damn hungry then by all means grab a bite to eat before you start taking calls. Noting worse then scaring a mans dick, spoils the rest of the night since it won’t come out to play.