Posts Tagged ‘Slut’

I know what you’re thinking; what the hell does he mean by phone sex lottery. Well I will tell you; every time we pick of the phone to call some phone sex operator we are taking a gamble that she will be worth our time and the money we spend on the call. Some times we get a good one and hit the jackpot or should I say lottery and some times we end up wasting money and time on something that brings us no satisfaction.
That’s just what I did tonight; I took a chance and called this hot slut Meryl thinking that damn anything that looked that hot had to be good in bed, well I was wrong. This dumb whore I am sure in real life is what one would call a dead fuck. She had no imagination, her voice was dull and lifeless, she didn’t show the least bit of interest in pleasing me the customer, hell I even think she was yawning during the call. After the second yawn I gave up and ended the call. I mean enough is enough and I think she got enough money for doing nothing and hell now the slut can go to bed and stop yawning her head off.
Still in the mood to get my dick off before heading to bed I decided to call one more girl. I found this hot little red head Molly, perky tits, nice round ass, and a body that just screams fuck me, so I said what the hell and gave her a call. All I can say is Molly didn’t disappoint, her voice dripped sex appeal, and she was most eager to do what ever I asked of her and not one single yawn. She climbed right up on to my lap and took every hard inch of my hard cock into her sweet pussy and gave one hell of a ride! So make note; one more good phone whore out there for those of us in the need of a little pleasure.

Alright so we know all women have a pussy, but do all women know how to use there pussy to satisfy a man? The answer to that is no, sad to say from my call with Lilly her pussy is either dead, has no feeling, or she’s just one frigid bitch. Which to be honest after seeing a picture of her cunt it’s really sad to think that poor Lilly doesn’t know how to have fun with her pussy. All pretty and pink, and looking like such a tight little hole, it’s a real shame she didn’t have a clue that she’s suppose to put some movement in her pelvis when a man is fucking her.
Really, just what is suppose to be the turn on for a man to slide his cock into a her fun hole and the bitch just lays there, no motion in the ocean, just a few moans thrown in to try to make me the customer believe she was enjoying our fuck session. I for one would have to say that her fun hole wasn’t really much fun at all. I doubt this hoe even got the least bit wet down there, much had any fun. Hell I know I didn’t have any fun, and from my limp dick I can say my cock was bored also.
Now all wasn’t lost, I ended my call with dead fuck and called this sexy little number named Daphne, this slut knew how to please a man, and had my cock standing at attention right off the bat. But best of all she kept me rock hard throughout the whole call, till finally it was time for me to blow my load. Oh yes dead fuck was no help but thankfully Daphne knows her way around a dick and I have to say made mine very happy indeed.

Nothing pisses me off more then to be in the mood for a good phone sex call and get some stupid bitch that doesn’t know or care how to pleasure a man. Called this slut Juliette today and one word sums her up; dead fuck. This bitch can’t get many dates or should I say after the first date I doubt they ask her out again. She had one of the dullest voices I’ve heard in all my years of calling phone sex lines. Shit I’ve heard more enthusiasm for the lady at Jack in The Box taking my order in the drive through then this bitch.
I mean it’s not like I’m asking for the world here. She had some nice big boobs and I was in the mood for tit fuck. You wouldn’t think that was asking too much now would you? Sad to say this whore may have had to breast but she sure didn’t have the imagination it took to get a man off. After just a few minutes on the phone with her my poor dick was soft and not in the mood. To show you what I mean, this is pretty much how my call went. Oh baby, yes slide you big hard cock between my breast, yes baby, fuck my tits, oooh that feels so good then a lot of fake moaning. The whole fucking call was dull and fake.
Needless to say I didn’t cum between Juliette’s fine tits, but on the up side I did find this hot slut Emma that new just how to use her big boobs to fuck a mans cock. Have to say she gave one hell of a fine tit fuck, my dick was very happy and I shot my hot cum between to lovely mounds and she was kind enough to lick my sticky goo off those hot breast.

Well as you all should know by now I love to call phone sex lines. The only problem is you never know when you call a new slut if she’s going to take the time to play your fantasy or if she’s going to be just another dead fuck on the other end of a phone line. I mean there’s nothing worse then getting a nice boner, finding a hot whore to call and then the bitch does nothing, just sits there throwing in a few mindless moans here and there, and a fake orgasm. Fucking hell she may as well be throwing a bucket of cold water on my damn dick, it would have the same affect.
At any rate I called this slut Lynda; she looked hot, but as I found out just because the bitch looks hot doesn’t mean she knows jack shit about how to get a man off. For one thing the stupid whore kept coughing through the whole call. Guess she smokes too much and thinks that me paying her by the minute to sit there and hack up her lungs is a turn on; not. I finally just told her that I would have better luck jacking off by myself for all the use she was.
Finding myself still in the mood for some sexy chat to get my cock hard again I tried another girl by the name of Alice. Have to say at least this one didn’t sit there with the fake moaning and had a damn sexy voice. She knew just what to say to make me hard, and just how to stroke my dick till I was ready to explode. Oh hell yes this bitch can make a man cum, and thank God for that. After that Lynda slut I was left in a real bad mood but Alice helped me out with some down and dirty cyber loving.