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Now I ask you just how hard is it to suck a mans dick? Apparently for some of these so called phone sluts it’s a hard concept for them to wrap there minds around much less there mouths. I mean fucking hell if your going to work as a phone sex operator at least take the time to learn the basics. If you’ve never sucked a cock, then for fuck sake go out and buy a carrot or banana and suck on that to get a feel for it. Don’t just sit there and moan, throw in a gag every now and then and think that’s a blow job.
I made the mistake of calling this bitch Sara, she had nice full lips, looked good for some sucking action, but damn was I disappointed. This dumb whore may have had lips that looked like they could pleasure a dick, but the dull twit they were attached to hadn’t a clue how to use them on a mans cock or anything else for that matter unless one can say talking out your ass is a talent. Not even closing my eyes and trying to tune her out cold get my boner back so finally had to say to hell with this waste of time and money call.
I’m going to have to try this again later tonight and will keep you updated on the results. I’ve found a sexy slut after my bad call and plan on giving this phone whore a try. After all I still need to have my cock sucked and surely I won’t come across two bad bitches in one night. So here’s hoping that Kelly will know how to use that sweet mouth and tongue to suck my dick dry.

Hell yes I would love to talk to a good phone sex whore instead of the dumb slut I had the misfortune of talking to today. It would seem that Jada doesn’t have a clue how to satisfy a man on the phone and I doubt she knows what to do with a dick in real life either for that matter.
I thought this girl was hot from the picture in her ad, naturally one would think a woman has a sexy body; she’s bound to know how to please a man. Well sad to say I found out the hard way that’s not always the case. All this so called phone sex whore new how to do was giggle. Seems suddenly I am the funniest man on earth and every word out of my mouth is just the most comical things this twit has ever heard. I say cock she laughs, I say slide my dick into her pussy she laughs, not sure about any of you but I’m not really into laughter while I’m trying to get my dick off. After a few minutes of this bullshit I told her I had spent enough time and money on her lazy ass and ended the call.
Not willing to give up and my cock still in the mood for some fun I decided to call this hot chick named Clair. This phone slut new what she was doing. No giggling just followed my lead and played out my fantasy. With this hot chick I was able to close my eyes and feel her pussy lips squeeze my cock as I slid into her warm hole. I’m happy to say I gave her cunt one hell of a pounding and left her with hot cum dripping out of her well used pussy.

That’s right; I freed Willy tonight, and some slut named Bree made my dick you limp and not want to come out and play anymore. Now I ask how fucking sad is that, to fuck with a mans boner. There really should be a law against whores that take money for phone sex and kill a mans hard on. Why not just be honest, state the facts in there ads, I don’t have a clue how to turn a man on much less make his dick hard. I will in fact kill any boner you may already have and expect you to pay me per minute for this wonderful experience. Oh I know why they won’t do that; then all of horny men won’t waste our time or money calling a dead fuck.
Wow so glad I was able to clear that one up and do hope that some of you so called phone whores are reading my blog and taking notes. Lord only knows you know all the information and help you can get to have a clue about how a mans cock works and just what it takes to make us cum. Here’s an idea; why not try to for once get into the fantasy you are asked to play out? Who knows you might get wet and enjoy the call for a change and the customer will get what he’s paying for so everyone would be happy. Damn how nice would that be?
Oh well Bree you were a waste of time and money and just another so called phone slut that didn’t know what to do with a dick. So I will be moving on, finding a whore that knows what a man likes, knows how to handle a cock, and enjoys helping her caller reach that climax he paid for. Hot damn that would be one hell of phone sex call now wouldn’t it?