Posts Tagged ‘Twit’

Now I ask you just how hard is it to suck a mans dick? Apparently for some of these so called phone sluts it’s a hard concept for them to wrap there minds around much less there mouths. I mean fucking hell if your going to work as a phone sex operator at least take the time to learn the basics. If you’ve never sucked a cock, then for fuck sake go out and buy a carrot or banana and suck on that to get a feel for it. Don’t just sit there and moan, throw in a gag every now and then and think that’s a blow job.
I made the mistake of calling this bitch Sara, she had nice full lips, looked good for some sucking action, but damn was I disappointed. This dumb whore may have had lips that looked like they could pleasure a dick, but the dull twit they were attached to hadn’t a clue how to use them on a mans cock or anything else for that matter unless one can say talking out your ass is a talent. Not even closing my eyes and trying to tune her out cold get my boner back so finally had to say to hell with this waste of time and money call.
I’m going to have to try this again later tonight and will keep you updated on the results. I’ve found a sexy slut after my bad call and plan on giving this phone whore a try. After all I still need to have my cock sucked and surely I won’t come across two bad bitches in one night. So here’s hoping that Kelly will know how to use that sweet mouth and tongue to suck my dick dry.

Hell yes I would love to talk to a good phone sex whore instead of the dumb slut I had the misfortune of talking to today. It would seem that Jada doesn’t have a clue how to satisfy a man on the phone and I doubt she knows what to do with a dick in real life either for that matter.
I thought this girl was hot from the picture in her ad, naturally one would think a woman has a sexy body; she’s bound to know how to please a man. Well sad to say I found out the hard way that’s not always the case. All this so called phone sex whore new how to do was giggle. Seems suddenly I am the funniest man on earth and every word out of my mouth is just the most comical things this twit has ever heard. I say cock she laughs, I say slide my dick into her pussy she laughs, not sure about any of you but I’m not really into laughter while I’m trying to get my dick off. After a few minutes of this bullshit I told her I had spent enough time and money on her lazy ass and ended the call.
Not willing to give up and my cock still in the mood for some fun I decided to call this hot chick named Clair. This phone slut new what she was doing. No giggling just followed my lead and played out my fantasy. With this hot chick I was able to close my eyes and feel her pussy lips squeeze my cock as I slid into her warm hole. I’m happy to say I gave her cunt one hell of a pounding and left her with hot cum dripping out of her well used pussy.

I’m just sitting here thinking after once again calling this phone sex slut Annette and yes you guessed it, Annette doesn’t have a clue what a cock is much less how to play with one. Now this brings to mind something that I bitch about often and maybe one day when I stop getting these dumb whores I will stop bitching about it, but till then my blog, can say what ever the hell I want to, so I do. Express myself, at least I can in this blog, fucking well can’t with most of these phone whores.
Why I ask do they think we call them? Just because we get bored one night and say hey I don’t mind spending money I worked hard to make on some stupid twit that doesn’t know nor care how to please a man or for better words, make him cum. If I call a phone sex line, with my dick in my hand, I expect to get someone that with excite me, not make my cock go soft out of boredom. Just a clue here ladies; we men have dicks; we call you because we want our peckers to have some fun and feel that wonderful feeling of shooting our load after a good sex call. Do we get that, no not half the time, and that is what pisses me off.
So as the title says; I pay to play and she sucks. Not very fair now is it for the man that calls a phone sex line, just to find out he has once again found Miss Lack Luster Fuck. Face it ladies, God gave you a pussy, a mouth, so take some time, as much as you need, but for fuck sake learn how to use them both before you try to take our money. Okay done with rant, going to call Nan now since I know for a fact this phone slut knows how to make my dick happy.

Sorry just in a really bad mood tonight. Just sitting here after calling this bitch April and wonder how in the fuck someone like that could ever get hired to be a phone sex operator. I mean do they even bother to check and see if these hoes even know what sex is much less how to do it before they hire one? April may look hot as hell, but her talent for leading a man through his fantasy is what one would call; none. She reminded me of some twit when on a long drive that is dumb enough to keep asking, are we there yet. No bitch were not there yet and doesn’t look like my cock is going to get anything out of this call.
On and on she went, oh baby this and oh baby that, I really just wanted to reach through the phone and slap the shit out of her to be honest. Talk about getting on my last nerve. I’m a customer, not her baby, not her sweet heart, I want one thing when I call a phone hoe, and that is to make my cock hard, make me feel good, and make me shoot my load. Now I ask is that to much to ask? After all it is called phone sex, so it should be a given to these stupid whores that we want sex, not oooh baby. Fucking hell oooh baby does nothing for my dick, but thinking about pussy lips wrapped tight around my cock does a whole hell of lot to get me turned on and ready to go.
So to all you lack luster phone sluts out there, please make notes, hell if you must go read a book on sex, look at some pictures of what people do when they fuck, so maybe next time someone calls, you might have a clue how to suck that dick, ride that cock, or even play with your pussy.